1. Aww man, you weren't talking about your twat? ;) Also, be sure he washes your swimsuit when I give it back. It might be dirty. ;D

  2. Dear NYC: I'll be in Costa Rica for the next two weeks. Deal with it. I'll answer emails periodically. Next NYC availability: Aug 26-29. ;D

  3. Fyi, The Elliott Smith show is raising $ for homeless LGBT folks, check out and give them all your money.

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